I've finished watching the seven seasons of Star Trek: Voyager and, even if I enjoyed watching it, I also think it was the series with the most potential lost from all of them.

First of all, the show should have been called Star Trek Condescension. Each Star Trek series before it had some obnoxious characters, like Bones in The Original Series, even if he was saved by the clever interactions with his counterpart, Spock, or like Deanna Troi in Next Generation, intrusive and opinionated about just about everything that did not concern her, or like Kira Neris, who always had some cause to fight in the detriment of all her other colleagues on Deep Space 9. It was OK, it part of the concept. Voyager has broken that rule, making just about everybody as annoying as possible.

Top of the list: Captain Janeway, who was not only acting like the headmistress of a high school, placed there by divine powers to have children under her care and control, but who was also a complete hypocrite, changing her views whenever it suited her, but quoting larger than life "directives" whenever she wanted out of something. For all her talk of saving lives, if the show was reality, she would have killed her crew numerous times and would have insured just about every major force in the quadrant was an enemy of the Federation. And the worse part is that her acting was perfect: from the condescending tone of her voice to the raised eyebrows, from the hand on her hip to the dismissive smile, her body language was more obnoxious than anything she could have said.

Second in command Chakotay, a man of native-American origins, would have no problem breaking any rule when his Maki training would surface, only to justify anything by either invoking his spiritual ancestors or spouting truisms while fully inhaling before each sentence. While Janeway's condescension was authoritative, Chakotay's was always thuggish, but just as strong and annoying as his captain's. Also, he was making mistakes almost every time it didn't involve physical activity. Not the best choice for a second in comand.

Neelix deserves a special place in the annals of obnoxiousness, as a rodent like alien who comes on board as the lover of this pixie like beautiful blonde. After suffering more than a season rude and abusive bouts of jealousy from him, we spend the rest watching him intrude in everybody's personal lives from his self appointed position of "moral officer" and later of "ambassador". Only in the last season a Q is fusing his jaws and lips and removes his vocal cords, a humanitarian move who only lasted till a few minutes later. Blessed be the silence, though.

There are more, from the loud mouthed doctor who is "evolving" from very rude to intrusive and almost destroys the ship twice with all the good intentions to the duo B'elanna Torres and Tom Paris, who act so superior towards anybody not like them that they would have undoubtedly made the alpha couple in a high school drama.

A good thing about the series is the design. All the technology is consistent in aspect and apparent functionality from the start to the end of the series. Considering Voyager was produced during amazing technological advancements in television and computers, it was probably an effort not many noticed. The human component, so easily removable via computers and nanotechnology, was preserved during the entire length of the series, maintaining that theatrical feel and enforcing the idea that the sci-fi in the series was just a prop for some larger ideas. Unfortunately, the ideas was not that large, and were mostly human centric and ridiculously optimistic.

About the plot, the show is about a Federation starship stranded in the Delta Quadrant, seventy thousand light years from Earth. The way people travel is the most inconsistent part of the series, as they are always struggling to get home, while the same aliens are attacking recurrently, even with less advanced technology. How could they "ambush" Voyager, if they were left behind?

The holodeck and the holographic doctor were used extensively as a plot crutch, whenever they were out of ideas. Meetings with the Borg are common, even if the results are mind baffling. One of the most disgusting things in the series is the treatment of Seven of Nine, a Borg that is being coerced back to individuality despite numerous declarations that it wants to return to the Collective. But Janeway knows best and all the list of annoying characters above proceed thereafter to piss on the Borg heritage of Seven and insist on developing her "humanity". If Voyager would be watched by the people described in the show, it would undoubtedly be considered crass human propaganda for the Federation.

And still, for all the reliance on Borgs to move the plot on, the technological side of the equation was repeatedly ignored. Seven is part Borg and will remain so for the rest of the series, including nanoprobes in her blood. Yet she does not attempt to assimilate anyone, including enemies, when it would have been the best way of solving some of the problems. Borg technology is added to Voyager, but most often reluctantly and only temporary. Seven never develops cybernetic tools for herself, even after her implants save the ship several times. Also the Borg Collective is presented as a mindless community of interconnected people, but at the end a Queen of the Borg is revealed, who has total control and presents a target and a persistent enemy.

Bottom line, for a technological person as myself, I was almost attracted more to the Borg model than the Federation one. While the words "democracy", "freedom" and "openness" were spouted at every occasion, true freedom of thought was only tolerated on Voyager when the captain agreed. The Borg at least used the individual as a conduit for the general thought. The morality lessons in the series were simplistic and antiquated. Voyager, with the idea of a ship stranded somewhere, with problems that needed solutions with limited resources and lots of ingenuity, could have been a series to open minds. Instead, it force fed US concepts from the 60's.

I have to admit, the quality has increased dramatically in both writing and storyline in this second part of the Wheel of Time series. Robert Jordan's The Great Hunt follows our heroes in their quest to heal Mat, deliver the Horn of Valere and escape the endless machinations of the Aes Sedai.

I was saying in the review of the first book, The Eye of the World, that the story was ridiculously black and white, reminiscent of Lord of the Rings. The Great Hunt features good and evil Aes Sedai, sympathetic Darkfriends, political Cairhienians that see every action (or lack thereof) as a move in The Great Game of lords and not less than three new major threats, not counting the Black Aes Sedai, as well as parallel worlds, resurrected heroes and epic battles. So there is a good range of shades of grey, washing away the simplicity with which the series started. The characters gain volume, developing in their own unique ways.

There are some issues, though. Rand is exhibiting wonderful skill and ability exactly when needed, being pretty much clueless most of the time. Women again appear rather one sided: proud, intelligent, manipulative and always in some way of authority over men. The "The wheel spins as the wheel wills" quote is used way too much and the blatant logical hole ignored: if it does, then no one needs to get involved in anything, especially the Aes Sedai. Nynaeve find a new strength and acts more like a Wisdom and less like a scared little girl.

So I am caught up in this. Too interested to start reading the tech book I was planning and too much work at the office to really feel the need to. Let's see how the next book in the series will be.

Check out this article. I haven't even read it yet, but the image they present is saying it all. Even someone such as myself, a firm believer in national sovereignty and the right to follow whatever twisted philosophy one chooses as long as it doesn't affect others, can't remain indifferent to it. What you see above and below North Korea are China and South Korea. You can tell North Korea apart, because it is the dark patch.

It all started with this site that got stuck in the Google Chrome's DNS cache so that any changes to the Windows/System32/drivers/etc/hosts file were ignored. I didn't want to close all Chrome windows (since the DNS cache is application wide in Chrome), so I googled for an answer. And here it was, a simple url that, typed in the Chrome address bar, would allow me to clear the cache: chrome://net-internals#dns.

But there are a lot more cool things there: testing of failed sites, a log of browser network events, control over open connections and so much more. That got me curious on other cool chrome:// URLs and I found some links listing a lot of them.

I don't have the time to parse all these cool hidden Chrome URLs and review them in this blog entry, so I will just list some links and let you explore the goodness:
Google Chrome’s Full List of Special about: Pages
12 Most Useful Google Chrome Browser chrome:// Commands
About and Chrome URLs

Update: The Chrome url containing all others can be found at chrome://about/.

The Eye of the World is the first book in the series called The Wheel of Time, by Robert Jordan. Written in 1983, it is very similar to Lord of the Rings. It features a complex world of nations and races with their own languages and cool sounding names, a battle of good light versus evil dark that is so ridiculously polarized that at first I thought I couldn't finish the book, a party of different people in which the main character is a poor country sheppard boy, a quest that has the goal of saving the world via a long trek of personal transformation.

Actually, if I think about it, it seems almost entirely inspired by Lord of the Rings, with none of the innovations that appeared since playing any effect except maybe The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, when describing the Blight. Something that is clearly different in the book is the role of women.

While Tolkien had them placed high on a pedestal, queens and princesses that were supposed to inspire men but not be touched, Jordan presents them as important members of the party, with Moraine, the "wizard", holding most of the authority. Actually, it goes further than that, giving all women characters an almost indomitable ability to influence men. Only one female in the entire book is evil, and that for a very brief period of time, and none of them are weak in any way. It doesn't even matter much that The One Power has two sides, one female and one male, and that the male is tainted by The Dark One. Even if they would have magical power, men are doomed to be ruled by women in The Eye of the World and probably the rest of the books.

The evil Shai'tan is a dark entity with burning eyes and eternal rage, imprisoned yet powerful, corrupting everything he touches, while the power that opposes him is white pure light that heals, purifies and avenges. The only shred of ambiguity comes in the shape of The Children of the Light, a warrior sect dedicated to fight evil, but that are nothing more than pompous gang members that define evil as anything they don't like.

All and all the book was pleasant enough and, being December, I plan on reading at least the next book in the series before I start with a technical one. However, it doesn't come close to most of the books I've read recently. The simple design and clear inspiration is probably the reason why they want to adapt the story to television, now that the likes of Game of Thrones have shown the model successful. If the quality of the books does not improve in time, it may be so that it would be more effective to wait for the films instead of reading the book. Then again, I will make up my mind after I've read more. I have hope.

Long time since I've posted a song. I heard this one at a lunch with a friend and then I dug up this rare video of the last performance of Shakespeare's Sister before they split up. Enjoy!



Here is the original video of the song:

Coma has finally released a new song. It's completely free to listen and share. Here is the SoundCloud link for it: Un semn. You can also listen to it here.
Coma - Un semn [2011] by COMA-band-official

I wish it weren't such a light piece or that Dan Costea would have added some of his trademark screams in the background at least. I can't but think of Linkin Park, starting with great, powerful songs and continuing with whining in their next album. But being the first piece out, it may be a teaser for what it is to come.

Update:
There is a video for the song, and here it is:

This book touches a very uncomfortable subject for me: the mindless, visceral hive mind of the crowd. There is nothing more horrible, I find, that being powerless in front of a mob of people united by only their stupidity and fear. Lord of the Flies is the archetypal book about this subject. It tells the story of a bunch of British kids stranded on a small island without any adult supervision. They create a parody of human society which ultimately fails horribly towards the end.

The book is short, but to the point. Sections of it are almost unbearable to read, not because it features monsters or supernatural creatures, but because you feel deep inside that it is the truth, that these things happen and that they do because of something deep inside each of us.

The only failing of the book, I feel, is that Jack and Roger are portrayed as classical psychopaths and it is clear from the beginning that one cannot empathise with them. A slightly longer story that would have made the effort to make these characters slightly likeable would have had an even deeper impact. In that case, I fear, the book would have become completely unbearable. People need their illusions about the society around them; shattering them completely would not do.

This book is a must read for any student of human psychology and one of the best books to reference at parties to make you look smarter than you are :-) I've actually read the book because I was doing that too much, but had only seen the movie. I wonder if I should get other works from William Golding, since I liked this one so much.

I was looking for autobiographies, since I liked quite a few of them lately and I felt like more, and so I got two. One is interesting because it is finally in print after 100 years since the author's death. I am talking about the first volume of Mark Twain's biography. However, I really could not make myself read it: the language was so pompous and the content so lame that I felt pain trying to.

Not so the second book, which seemed even more unlikely for me to like it: THE PLEASURES OF STATISTICS: The Autobiography of Frederick Mosteller, but which I did. It started with a few projects that Fred Mosteller participated in, explaining the day to day concerns and situations of a statistician while working on them. I thought at first that the book is going to be all like this, so after about a third I was about to abandon the read. You see, it was all very interesting from a professional statistician's point of view, but I wanted the more personal viewpoint of the man. And so I got it. Suddenly the book changed pace and went with the early life and education of Mosteller. The end of the book again covered some cases of work, but this time with a personal touch that explained the motivation behind the acts. And finally, the editor's epilogue, written from testimonies of friends and colleagues.

In this review, a Theodore M. Porter argues that the autobiography was flawed, as it covered little of his family life and couldn't reconcile the different viewpoints that appeared in the book, like the scientific and personal. But I disagree. The autobiography was unfinished and I guess the editor did the best he could with what he had, but it couldn't have been a lot different from what Mosteller himself intended. You start with the actual work: statistics, explained in layman's terms, then you continue with the actual man, explaining the origins and education, then you get back to statistics, but examining the work from the personal viewpoint of the man described. Yes, he could have written about his family more, but it wouldn't have been about statistics. The little he does write about his wife is about how supportive she was throughout his career. And yes, the tone of the book is a bit clinical, but this is how the writer actually thought like; he was a scientist in the true sense of the word and I liked this book exactly because it made me understand how such a man thinks and feels.

Even more than the structure of the book and the insight in the mind of a conscientious and brilliant scientist what I liked most is the peek at the world in the middle of the 20th century and how strikingly different it was from what we see today. The concerns of a teacher towards the best method to get his students to understand and like the subject, the way people were getting together to solve problems and worked for years on a book or bunch of science papers, the way academia was also supportive, not only political, and most of all, to see how people can be both brilliant and empathic, both clinical in science and warm in person.

I wouldn't recommend this book to everyone. I had a hard time reading it to the end and paying attention to every bit. Nor should one study it like a school manual, because as far as I see, the book is about a man's soul and you only have to understand and feel that. Whether it is because of my autobiography fad or because I resonated with the man or for some other reason, the bottom line is that I enjoyed reading the book. Maybe you will too.

Finally I have found the chess game viewer I wanted in order to publish my own PGN games in the blog! The name is Chess Tempo PGN Viewer and it is well written, fast, supports annotations and variations and is very configurable. Most of all, it is all Javascript (sorry for the occasional Java prompts. I almost caved in and did what I swore I wouldn't ever do: have Java applets in my blog).

Please tell me if you have issues with the new chess viewer.

Luckily for me, some chess videos are for beginners like me. Here is one from OnlineChessLessons, describing a simple, clear opening called The Stonewall Attack. After watching the video I played a game with my trusted Nokia phone and managed to create a game starting with this opening. I then analysed it using chess engines Houdini and Rybka and annotated it manually. Check it out, including the variations.

Video first:

Make sure you also follow the article attached to the video.

And now my game:
[Event "29/10/2011 1:08:49 pm"]
[Date "29/10/2011"]
[White "Siderite"]
[Black "Nokia Easy5"]
[Result "1-0"]
[ECO "D05"]
[Opening "Colle"]
[Variation "5.c3 Nc6 6.Nbd2 Bd6 7.O-O O-O"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "normal"]
[PlyCount "59"]
[WhiteType "human"]
[BlackType "computer"]


1.d4 e6 2.e3 d5 3.Bd3 Bd6 4.f4 Nf6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Ngf3 c5 7.c3 Nc6 8.O-O c4 9.Bc2 Ng4
{At this point, the engines suggest Bxh7, a classic sacrifice.}
10.Qe2
{However, I moved the queen to defend e3.}
( 10.Bxh7+ Kxh7 11.Ng5+ Kg8 12.Qxg4
{This variation wins the h7 pawn, but moves away from the spirit of the original game.}
12...Qf6 13.e4 ) 10...f5
{At this point, engines suggest Ne5, followed by knight exchange from black.}
11.h3
{I chose to shoo the knight away, but weakening g3, where the knight would love to come later.}
( 11.Ne5 Ngxe5 12.dxe5 Be7 13.b4 ) 11...Nf6 12.Ne5 Qa5 13.g4 fxg4 14.hxg4 Qb6
{engines would want me to attack the knight on f6 before moving the rook out.}
15.Rf2 ( 15.g5 Bxe5 16.dxe5 Ne8 17.Kg2 g6 18.b3
{Engines decide to try a queen side attack as well, in order to weaken the black pawn chain. I was not interested in that.}
) 15...h6
{engines suggest attacking the rook and with Ng6, which is a natural attacking move and a lovely outpost.}
16.Rh2 ( 16.Ng6 Rf7 17.g5 Nh7 18.Qh5 Ne7 19.Nxe7+ Rxe7 20.gxh6 Nf8 21.Rg2 Qc7 22.Qg5
{However at this point the game moves into queen side attacks and a slower attacking pace.}
) 16...Ne7 17.g5 hxg5 18.fxg5 Bxe5 19.dxe5 Nd7
{engines suggest now a beautiful move: Rh8, followed by a munching of black pieces or/and mate. Make sure you check out the variation.}
20.Nf3 ( 20.Rh8+ Kf7 ( 20...Kxh8
{Taking the rook leads to a quick mate.}
21.Qh5+ Kg8 22.Bh7+ Kh8 23.Bg6+ Kg8 24.Qh7# ) 21.Qh5+ g6 22.Bxg6+ Nxg6 23.Qh7+ Ke8 24.Qxg6+ Kd8 25.Rxf8+ Nxf8 26.Qf6+ Ke8 27.Nf3
{Try this variation on a chess engine to see it to the end. White is only one pawn up, but it is a passed one. The king is safe as well.}
) 20...Rb8 21.g6 Nf5 22.Rh3 Nh6 23.Kh1
{I felt like the pin on e3 was annoying and stopping me from using the black bishop. The engines recommend moving Qh2 instead, which is much better.}
( 23.Qh2 Nc5 24.Ng5 Ne4 25.Bxe4 dxe4 26.Nh7 Qc7 ( 26...Rd8
{If you wanted to know why black did not move the rook when attacked by the knight, follow this variation through.}
27.Rxh6 Rd1+ 28.Kg2 Qd8 29.Nf6+ Kf8 30.Rh8+ Ke7 31.Qh4 Rd2+ 32.Bxd2 b6 33.a4 Qxd2+ 34.Kh1 Qe1+ 35.Rxe1 Bb7 36.Rxb8 Bc8 37.Rxc8
gxf6 38.Qh7# ) 27.Nxf8 Qd8 28.Rxh6 Qg5+ 29.Kf2 Qxh6 30.Qxh6 gxh6 31.Nh7
{At this point white is a knight up, but what a boring continuation.}
) 23...Nf5 24.Qh2 Ng3+
{Engines suggest I move the king and concentrating on the attack, but I took the knight with the rook.}
25.Rxg3 ( 25.Kg1 Qxe3+ 26.Bxe3 Ne2+ 27.Kg2 Nf4+ 28.Bxf4 Rf5 29.Rh8# ) 25...Re8 26.Qh7+ Kf8 27.e4
{At this point, a mate in 8 is found.}
27...Qc7
{But with this move, mate will happen in 4.}
28.Bg5 Nf6 29.exf6 Rd8 30.Qh8# 1-0


Enjoy!

P.S. I am currently looking for a method of displaying the game as I want it on the blog: dynamic, with annotation and variation support, preferably something that is not Java and optimally something that reads the PGN from a span and replaces it with a nice looking chess interface. Right now, the usual game engine fails for some reason I need to analyse.

I've had a horrible week. It all started with a good Scrum sprint (or so I thought) followed by a period of quiet in which I could concentrate on my own ideas. And one of my ideas was to optimize the structure of the solution we work on, containing 48 projects, in order to save space and compilation time. In my eyes, I was a hero, considering that for a company with tens to hundreds of devs, even a one second increase in speed would be important. So, I set up doing that.

Of course, the sprint was not as good as I had imagined. A single stored procedure led to not less than four bugs in production, with me being to blame for them all. People lost more time working on reproducing the bugs, deploying the fix, code reviewing, etc. At long last I thought I was done with it and I could show everyone how great the solution looked now (on my computer) and atone for my sins.

So from a solution that spanned from 700Mb clean and 4Gb after compilation, I managed to get it to a maximum of 1.4Gb. In fact, it was so small I could put it all in a Ram disk, leading to enormous speeds. In comparison, a normal drive goes to about 30MB per second, an SSD drive (without encryption) goes to about 250MB/s, while my RamDisk was running at a whooping 3.6GB/s. That sped up the compilation and parsing of files. Moreover, I had discovered that MsBuild has this /m parameter that makes it use more processors. A compilation would go to about 40 seconds, down from two minutes and a half. Great! Alas, it was not to be so easy.

First of all, the steps I was considering were simple:

• Take all projects and make them have a single output folder. That would decrease the size of the solution since there would be no copies of the .dll files, Then the sheer speed of the compilation would have to increase, since there would be less copying and less compilation.
• More importantly, I was considering making a symlink to a RAM drive and using it instead of the destination folder.
• Another step I was considering was making all references to the dll files in the output folder, not to the projects, allowing for projects to be opened independently.

At first I was amazed the solution decreased in size so much and I just placed the entirety of it into a RAM drive. This fixed some of the issues with Visual Studio, because when I was selecting a file through a symlink to add as a reference, it would resolve to the target folder instead of the name of the symlink. And it was't easy either. Imagine removing all project references and replacing them with dll references for 48 projects. It took forever.

Finally I had the glorious compilation. Speed, power, size, no warnings either (since I also worked on that) and a few bug fixes thrown in there for good measure. I was a god! Then the problems appeared.

Problem 1: I had finished the previous sprint with a buggy stored procedure committed to production. Clients were losing money and complaining. That put a serious dent in my pride, especially since there were multiple problems coming from both less attention to how I wrote the code to downright lack of knowledge of the flow of the application. For the last part I am not really the only one to blame, but it was my responsibility.

Problem 2: The application was throwing some errors about the target framework of a dll. It was enough to make me understand a major flaw in my design: there were .Net 3.5 and .Net 4.0 assemblies in the solution and placing them all in the same output folder would break some build scripts. Even worse, the 8 web projects in the solution needed to have their output in the bin folder, so that IIS would find them. Fixed it only to see the size of the solution rise back to 3Gb.

Problem 3: Visual Studio would not be so smart as to understand that if a project is loaded, going to the declaration of a member in the compiled assembly means I want to see the actual source, not the IL code. Well, sometime it worked, but sometimes it didn't. As a result I restored the project references instead of the assembly references.

Problem 4: the MsBuild /m flag would do wonders on my machine, but it would not do much on the build server. Nor would it do its magic on slower, less multiprocessor computers than my own.

Problem 5: Facing a flood of problems coming from me, my colleagues lost faith and decided to not even try the modifications that removed the compilation warnings from the solution.

Conclusion: The build went marginally faster, but not enough to justify a whole week of work on it. The size decreased by 25%, making it feasible to put it all in a RAM Drive, so that was great, to the detriment of working memory. I still have to see if that is a good or a bad thing. The multiprocessor hacks didn't do much, the warnings are still there and even some of my bug fixes were problematic because someone else also worked on them and didn't tell anyone. All in a week's work.

Things I have learned from all this: Baby steps. When I feel enthusiasm, I must take it as a sign of trouble. I must be dispassionate as an ice cube and think things through. If I am working on a branch, integrate the trunk into it every day, so as to not make it harder to do at the end. When doing something, do it from start to finish, no matter what horrors I see while doing it. Move away from Sodom and not look back at it. Someone else will fix that, maybe, you just do your task well. When finishing something, commit it into the source control so it can easily be reverted through a single atomic operation.

It is difficult to me to adjust to something that involves this amount of planning and focus. I feel as if the chaotic development years of my youth were somewhat better, even if at the time I felt that it was stupid and focus and planning was needed. As a good Romanian, I am neurotic enough to see the worst side of everything, master at complaining about it, but incapable of actually doing something. Yeah... this was a bad week.

No news from my personal or work fields. However, I've found two interesting news just today and I wanted to share them.

First, the development of a camera to capture pictures that you can focus later. Although I have heard of solid metal lenses that would be less than 1$ to make and would achieve the same effect, the only actually functioning system I've heard of so far is the Lytro Living Picture camera. Here is an Ars Technica article on it and here is a YouTube video demo.

The second news is more IT related. It involves the cryptographic standards for XML, as defined by W3C. They failed! Here is an article about how they were cracked by using a vulnerability in the Cipher Block Chaining and here is a link to their press release.

The complete title of the book is How Life Imitates Chess: Making the Right Moves, from the Board to the Boardroom, which is a mouthful, but very precise. It does explain how principles of chess, economics and politics apply in all three fields and how Garry Kasparov has evolved from chess player to world champion and, nowadays, into a political anti-Putin figure.

If you ask me, abandoning chess to get into business and worse, politics, it's a complete loss. However I do understand the guy, he got bored. Someday I may abandon computer programming.

Back to the book, though, it felt a lot like The Art of Learning, also written by a brilliant chess player (who incidentally also abandoned chess... hmm). It was more precise, most logical, though, looking at things from a more of a clinical perspective. I would have wanted to learn more about Kasparov's relationship with Karpov, for example, since he is always calling him his nemesis, but never says anything about how he felt about the guy.

This book is peppered with good advice, historic comparisons and great quotes from chess players and great men. Also, short descriptions of the relationship between famous "chess pairs" are giving the book an extra chess dimension. All in all I recommend it highly, although it felt more like a useful reference than a soul book like The Art of Learning.

I really wanted to wait a little longer before writing this post, but the shere number of series that appeared forced my hand. So here it goes:

• Doctor Who - As I was saying before, the show is slightly darker now, with the Doctor dying and River Song being somehow involved... It's kind of fun. The new actor, Math Smith, has matured in the show and exudes more confidence on the set.


• Torchwood - Continuing the format of the third "season", that of a continuous miniseries, season 4 explores dark cabals that manipulate the world and use a device to make everyone immortal. Fascist like camps for people who would normally be dead are created, complete with crematoria. Some interesting ideas there, but the acting and scripting were pretty poor.


• The Sarah Jane Adventures - I was surprised to see that the new season of Sarah Jane Smith started with Elisabeth Sladen still in the lead role. As you may know, the actress succumbed to cancer, so these are previously filmed episodes. Sarah Jane adopted new alien child, a girl this time, and she has the curious ability to grow spontaneously. Maybe she will become the next Sarah Jane? The show is pretty nice and doesn't seem so childish anymore. It is almost on par with its progenitor show, Doctor Who


• Eureka - It continues to be brainless fun, a show basically held together by the lead actor, Colin Ferguson. As a funny side note, The Guild's very own (and smoking hot) Felicia Day together with show colleague (and Wesley Crusher from Star Trek) Wil Wheaton. They both act like their Guild characters, too :)


• House MD - The eight season gets rid of useless Cuddy and gains a small Asian girl prodigy who stands up to House and gains his respect. We know she is going to leave dejected and heartbroken, as all the others did, but at least she's a change from the stuck up bimbo role that usually filled the gap. She is not smoking hot, though, and that is an issue that needs resolving!


• Criminal Minds - I couldn't get myself to watch any of the episodes in season 7. It is basically the lack of time that is the cause. I will get to it eventually.


• Dexter - The show is back on track with the usual Dexter, lovable and deadly. As opposed to the fourth book in the series, this season seems to explore religious cultism rather than cannibalism. Works for me. BSG's Edward James Olmos is the bad guy here, joined by Colin Hanks, as his acolyte.


• Fringe - Peter Bishop has healed the wound between the two universes, but erased himself from existence in the process. Or has he? His father and Olivia keep getting glimpses of him. Same old show, in rest. The weird experimentation at the end of the last season seems to have ended. I don't know if that is good or bad.


• True Blood - In the end it was still satisfying to watch. Not great, but certainly entertaining. Tara (finally) dies, as well as the annoying werewolf bitch, the pathetic old witch and the ridiculous gay nurse guy. A culling of all obnoxious characters can be good.


• Men of a Certain Age - I keep nagging the wife to keep watching the show, as we started watching it together, but she keeps delaying. She doesn't want me to watch it alone either. Girls!


• Weeds - After 7 years, the hot MILF Mary-Louise Parker is still hot! Anything else about the show kind of sucks, though. Same old convoluted plots that somehow revolve around marijuana, but have ceased being about the light drug for quite some time. I am still watching it because of the MILF factor, naturally.


• The Good Wife - As Aron Nimzowitsch used to say, the threat is stronger than the execution. The fact that Alicia is finally banging Will removes the thrill of the sexual tension between them. The personal issues of the characters also begin to take a larger role than actual court cases. That is not good. The show is still entertaining, but has lost some of its appeal (pun not intended)


• Haven - still silly, but now has gotten more confrontational, with "troubled" being discriminated against by normal people. Also we learn that Audrey is not really Audrey, nor is she the woman that looked like her and was in the town a few decades ago. Instead, it seems she appears whenever the troubles start and she always has the memories of someone else.


• Royal Pains - I haven't watched it and I don't miss it. The wife doesn't seem to consider it either. It's personally cancelled.


• Lost Girl - A new Ash has been chosen, one that is less lenient than the one before and who is quite annoying. There is a sort of cold war between him and our lovely succubus. An old girlfriend of Dyson also appears. Wrraawr! (or is it Growl! ?) The show is fun enough.


• Nikita - The second season has started with gorgeous Amanda now heading Division. Except the ridiculously good looking actors, the show's got nothing for me anymore. I am discontinuing it from my show list.


• Falling Skies - Still waiting for season 2.


• Southpark - I've just watched the third episode from season 15. It is the only one that was funny from the season. I hope this is the beginning of a trend.


• The Killing - Still on my watch list, didn't get around to it.


• Mortal Kombat Legacy - The web show stopped at episode 9, just when it was getting interesting. Oh, well...


• Suits - The very light courtroom male show is still fun to watch, although it has become sort of repetitive. The betrayed friend that turns on the main character is both exaggerated and an obvious season end cliff hanger.


• Camelot - Claire Forlani and Eva Green, free boobs or not, are not enough to make me watch this series. Sorry, girls!


• Wilfred - Unwatched episodes are rotting in my view list and I could not force myself to watch them. I guess this is another show I will stop watching.
• Breaking Bad - A full season is waiting for me to watch. Whenever I had the time, I didn't have the mood to watch it. Maybe it is still fun, but I don't know yet. I fear disappointment.


• Californication - Waiting for the next season.

And now for new shows:

• King - Beautiful police woman... bla bla bla. I can google the actress and drool at her pictures instead of watching this average police drama. Not a new show, because I mentioned it in the last post, but it is part of a larger group of "do not want"s


• The Protector - Blonde police woman protects the city. Yeah, right.


• Against the Wall - Blonde police woman takes a job in Internal Affairs, much to the dismay of her policeman father and policemen three brothers, who feel she switched sides. Some funny situations and an interesting concept kept me watching this for a few episodes, but that's about it.


• Prime Suspect - Blonde police woman fights to gain acceptance in a misogynistic crime unit. The cases are brutal, so is her mistreatment from her colleagues. That would make for an interesting premise if it weren't for my lack of time and ... because she is a police woman! And like it or not, this is no misogynism, either. There are just too many shows about that at a time when I've had it up to my ears of police dramas.


• Unforgettable - Redhead ex police woman (and smoking hot, too), can't forget anything she sees. She teams up with ex boyfriend to... solve police cases. Yes, he is a cop. If not for the lead actress, a completely forgettable show.


• Ringer - Sarah Michelle Geller is NOT a police woman. I like that. Instead she is a police witness that runs away from testifying and/or getting killed by a drug kingpin. Her solution is to take the role of her twin sister who mysteriously commits suicide. She finds herself married to a gold digging con artist, having a interior decorator best friend, having an affair with the husband of her best friend and so on and so on. I didn't buy it. Sorry.


• Suburgatory - The short plotline sounded interesting: a single dad moves into the suburbs with urban, mischievous teenage daughter. The execution, though, was ridiculous. One of those obvious shows that spoon feed you anything you need to think or enjoy. Pass!


• How to be a Gentleman - Drama from Entourage was one of the lead actors. Unfortunately for him, the show got cancelled almost immediately. It was also one of those background "ha ha" things. Awful!


• Beavis&Butthead - Yes! My childhood show is coming back. I don't know when, but when it will start it will either be disappointing or epic. I am betting on epic.


• American Horror Story - Interesting TV series remake of The Shining. I didn't really enjoy the film and I don't like how King writes his books. I tried to watch the first episode, but stopped in the middle. Not my type of show. Also, the "horror" is one forced by sound effects and obvious film tricks. I hated it.


• Homeland - Haven't started to watch it yet, but it sounds promising.


• Hung - Season 2 started, but I couldn't get myself to watch it. I guess I won't watch it.


• Lie to Me - A lot of people recommended this show. I finally started to watch it. The insights in human behaviour are very interesting, especially since they are showing pictures or videos of celebrities in similar situations to the fictive situations in the episodes. There is much to learn there. However the structure of the show is a combination of CSI and House. All too fast, trying to seem intelligent and smart, but creating a soulless mechanical feel. I will be watching it occasionally for the science alone.


• Terra Nova - Finally a sci-fi show! Humanity has botched the future, so they come back into the past, during the age of the dinosaurs. The main character is a cop. WHY?!?! OH, WHY?!?! The show is ok, but full of clichés and the idea of a father of three fending off for his family in a colony of humans in the Cretaceous... brrrr, who the hell thought that up? The science is nil and the family issues override any decent sci-fi in the show. Too bad. I will watch it, still, but only because of lack of alternatives.


• The Fades - By a long shot, this is the best of the new shows. It is a British horror series involving dead people trying to get back to life by eating living flesh. They are not zombies, they are Fades, and they make a lot more sense than other undead concepts. The main character is a clueless kid who happens to have special powers. Watch this, it is very nice, indeed.


• The Field of Blood - Well, it appears as a series, but for now it was a two parter film. A heavy Glasgow accent makes this hard to watch with no translation, but a nice film anyways. A sort of journalist drama in the 80's, with crimes and family issues and rampant religious ideology.


• The Secret Circle - A tv series remake of The Craft, as far as I see, with good looking teens being... witches! At least they are not vampires. The out of control member of the circle doesn't come even close to the beautiful craziness of Fairuza Balk. Baby, I still love you! Btw, the show is not worth watching, better rewatch The Craft a few times.


• Hidden - Not watching it yet, but it is on my list

Upcoming:

• Grimm - A fantasy series related to fairy tales. To my chagrin this is what Wikipedia says: The show has been described as "a cop drama—with a twist...a dark and fantastical project about a world in which characters inspired by Grimm's Fairy Tales exist". Cop drama? Really?!


• Once Upon a Time - Another fairy tale series, with actresses from House and Big Love and whatever shows ended or from which people left.


• Hell on Wheels - a Western tv series. Could that work? We'll have to see

I have been pruning away from the TV series I have been watching, in order to gain some control over my personal life. But whenever I do that, more TV shows appear. It's like I need a hot redhead police woman to investigate this serial murders of my time and bring the culprits down in a climactic ending. But with my luck, I will probably find myself in cliff hangers at the end of each season!